My name is Emma and I’m a mermaid.Tumblr (3.0; @birthdayfart)http://birthdayfart.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3bbd84f04e3983a0eeca8d1c3d314101/tumblr_mm1i0gJqnQ1ry6msio1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-anal-rapist.tumblr.com/post/49213140954/me-arriving-late-to-your-birthday-party">the-anal-rapist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>me arriving late to your birthday party…</p> </blockquote>http://birthdayfart.tumblr.com/post/49267846185http://birthdayfart.tumblr.com/post/49267846185Tue, 30 Apr 2013 13:27:07 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://batreaux.tumblr.com/post/38189694757/you-finally-sneak-into-the-dragons-cave-and-find">batreaux</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>you finally sneak into the dragon’s cave and find his treasure chest. you open it and there is just a macaroni drawing by the dragon’s son.<br/><br/>“ITS TREASURE TO MEEEEE” the dragon bellows </p> </blockquote>http://birthdayfart.tumblr.com/post/49267732076http://birthdayfart.tumblr.com/post/49267732076Tue, 30 Apr 2013 13:24:56 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6fd94353dced2aad5ee3b444cf038b92/tumblr_mljindKDuO1s49kzko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://birthdayfart.tumblr.com/post/49267597556http://birthdayfart.tumblr.com/post/49267597556Tue, 30 Apr 2013 13:22:20 -0400<p>for a 16 year old i&#8217;ve been through so much</p>http://birthdayfart.tumblr.com/post/48000148941http://birthdayfart.tumblr.com/post/48000148941Sun, 14 Apr 2013 20:15:43 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5tmfsjruz1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://birthdayfart.tumblr.com/post/47990143816http://birthdayfart.tumblr.com/post/47990143816Sun, 14 Apr 2013 18:09:14 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rlymax.tumblr.com/post/47989770952/commanderinqueef-it-should-rain-hash-browns">rlymax</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://commanderinqueef.tumblr.com/post/47643416456/it-should-rain-hash-browns">commanderinqueef</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>it should rain hash browns </p> </blockquote> <p>don’t ask me how this post has over 4 notes because i don’t know</p> </blockquote>http://birthdayfart.tumblr.com/post/47990078078http://birthdayfart.tumblr.com/post/47990078078Sun, 14 Apr 2013 18:08:25 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yaoiguai.tumblr.com/post/41051600811/accidentally-tasting-ur-pills-when-trying-to">yaoiguai</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>accidentally tasting ur pills when trying to swallow them</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/594e8223f62710b2d025588f0b858ef6/tumblr_inline_mgy67eEC7a1qb9kxi.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://birthdayfart.tumblr.com/post/47989889654http://birthdayfart.tumblr.com/post/47989889654Sun, 14 Apr 2013 18:05:59 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzeyeauoWT1qd4wkzo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://birthdayfart.tumblr.com/post/47989394965http://birthdayfart.tumblr.com/post/47989394965Sun, 14 Apr 2013 17:59:53 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ea19170a445a8d7c296d6c163cd0755b/tumblr_mknbf67mwX1rxf0ywo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://birthdayfart.tumblr.com/post/47989196736http://birthdayfart.tumblr.com/post/47989196736Sun, 14 Apr 2013 17:57:21 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b1211eed3d05f7c83c3c2d43c1671dfd/tumblr_ml9cmkOtVn1qam8b5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tibets.tumblr.com/post/47971662069/here-is-a-cat-that-was-thrown-in-burger-king">tibets</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>here is a cat that was thrown in burger king</p> </blockquote>http://birthdayfart.tumblr.com/post/47989181527http://birthdayfart.tumblr.com/post/47989181527Sun, 14 Apr 2013 17:57:09 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m784i8YxKd1qd7kmqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://birthdayfart.tumblr.com/post/47989171181http://birthdayfart.tumblr.com/post/47989171181Sun, 14 Apr 2013 17:57:01 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2y95oNrGx1rs4rflo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://birthdayfart.tumblr.com/post/47989138545http://birthdayfart.tumblr.com/post/47989138545Sun, 14 Apr 2013 17:56:36 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://buck-barnes.tumblr.com/post/44752810062/i-wish-there-was-a-non-assholeish-way-to-say-our">buck-barnes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”</p> </blockquote>http://birthdayfart.tumblr.com/post/47989134351http://birthdayfart.tumblr.com/post/47989134351Sun, 14 Apr 2013 17:56:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mefwfrhebL1qd440yo1_400.png"/><br/><br/>http://birthdayfart.tumblr.com/post/47989088637http://birthdayfart.tumblr.com/post/47989088637Sun, 14 Apr 2013 17:55:58 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/031a4db70ab09bc2e00e8cc2b6d3a917/tumblr_ml43ikL5EF1qasjkvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://birthdayfart.tumblr.com/post/47988807516http://birthdayfart.tumblr.com/post/47988807516Sun, 14 Apr 2013 17:52:28 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/742318e6f5278741f673b39ced7d9e85/tumblr_mifk81vncW1r7ksqyo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://birthdayfart.tumblr.com/post/47988524501http://birthdayfart.tumblr.com/post/47988524501Sun, 14 Apr 2013 17:48:53 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ae795cd09ca782b5e523ee2eb26c059f/tumblr_mkjmli3blS1rhi0rbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://birthdayfart.tumblr.com/post/47988503775http://birthdayfart.tumblr.com/post/47988503775Sun, 14 Apr 2013 17:48:38 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/aac5ae45dbc66f2190ae8afa0f593703/tumblr_mkykgmgm9Q1s7yyqno1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://birthdayfart.tumblr.com/post/47987942286http://birthdayfart.tumblr.com/post/47987942286Sun, 14 Apr 2013 17:41:36 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5033d809b8bff798b0225b360f136ca6/tumblr_mkyedcHhzo1qdohg9o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://birthdayfart.tumblr.com/post/47987459463http://birthdayfart.tumblr.com/post/47987459463Sun, 14 Apr 2013 17:35:36 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cb1d4f4bc52c99ed3c1a237ff6d1d303/tumblr_ml9krlCRUt1qaf0pdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://egwmusic.tumblr.com/post/47986497059/whut" class="tumblr_blog">egwmusic</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Whut</p></blockquote>http://birthdayfart.tumblr.com/post/47987449804http://birthdayfart.tumblr.com/post/47987449804Sun, 14 Apr 2013 17:35:29 -0400