batreaux: you finally sneak into the dragon’s cave and find his treasure chest. you open it and there is just a macaroni drawing by the dragon’s son. “ITS TREASURE TO MEEEEE” the dragon bellows
for a 16 year old i’ve been through so much
rlymax: commanderinqueef: it should rain hash browns don’t ask me how this post has over 4 notes because i don’t know
yaoiguai: accidentally tasting ur pills when trying to swallow them
buck-barnes: i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
some of the asks i’ve got whilst i’ve been away from tumblr… guys please
people who use the word ‘depression’ so freely and think it means it’s just being a bit sad you’re a teenager, things will be sad, things will upset you shit loads doesn’t mean you’re depressed
egberts: im a really shitty friend because ill ask you whats wrong but when you tell me i wont know what to say
i hate it when my dad cooks broccoli because then my whole house smells like cat urine
Anonymous asked: Best friends at college?
broternia: *begins breakdancing gently* what’s wrong, son
why the fuck has it become cool and original to have a mental illness YOU WANT A MENTAL ILLNESS? TAKE MINE. I DON’T WANT IT.
cempai: why want the d when you can have the p