I’m the funny yet depressed friend
- friend: wanna hang out?
- me: lemme ask my mom
- me: *doesn't ask*
- me: she said no
WHAT IF MONEY CAME OUT OF OUR VAGINAS WHEN WE WERE ON OUR PERIODS
we might be able to afford bras
this would be a much better way to find out you’re not pregnant.
Anonymous asked: ugh dont get a willy cos i wanna bang you and chicks with dicks aint my thing! Ya feel me, bruh?
well you never know
ya might like it
do you ever get in one of those moods where you’re like feeling okay but you’re really sad at the same time and you just want to talk to someone and make them hug you but you feel annoying so you kind of just sit there being really sad
do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
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Anonymous asked: I am a girl why do you hate me birthdayfart??? Huh
cause girls bitch
fuss over shit like weight and hair length, and have sly competitions even though their supposed to be your friends
im getting a willy
if you’re a girl there’s a 99% chance i hate you
everyone is a cunt
i hate everyone :D