Apr 30th / 56,944 notes †you finally sneak into the dragon’s cave and find his treasure chest. you open it and there is just a macaroni drawing by the dragon’s son.
“ITS TREASURE TO MEEEEE” the dragon bellows
for a 16 year old i’ve been through so much
Apr 14th / 1 note †
Apr 14th / 9,986 notes †it should rain hash browns
don’t ask me how this post has over 4 notes because i don’t know
Apr 14th / 95,103 notes †accidentally tasting ur pills when trying to swallow them
Apr 14th / 173,084 notes †i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
