when you come into your room and someone’s there
I live off sarcasm, sexual frustration, punk rock and cheese
too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
you’re cooler than me?
guess that makes me hotter than you
Anonymous asked: 11, 26
11- How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
26- Is your current hair colour your natural hair colour?
YES! i joke, nopeity nope